I caught the last couple of episodes of Top Chef Masters last night in between periods of when I was asleep. If I was in that last episode and Michael Chiarello asked me how to spell his name, I would have told him d-o-u-c-h-e and walked the fuck out. What an unbelievable dickface this guy was. If his charity had any balls they’d turn down the money that he won them so as not to be associated with his name.
Can you spell douche?